I decided to write todays blog on my favorite sexy singing, dancing, drumming, former mullet rocking fire sign; John Stamos. Today he celebrates his 50th birthday and this Leo just keeps getting better with age. Since Stamos is rumored to be on the market right now, I wanted to take this opportunity to do something kind of fun and different and go through some of his past and present costars and rumored flames and do a compatibility report based on their astrological signs.
First up, Jami Gertz:
Jami and John stared in the TV show Dreams in 1984. Jamie was born on October 28th which makes her a Scorpio, one of the most mysterious signs of the zodiac. The combination of John’s fire sign and Jami’s water sign is interesting but very short. They would face a lot of jealousy and manipulation within the relationship had they gotten together. As a Leo, John needs to feel like he has a lot of power and that would not bode well for Jami. Her stinger would surely pierce Johns beautiful heart.
My Opinion: No Scoprios for John. Leave Jami to her Lost Boys costar Keifer Southerland. Side note: John’s EX-wife Rebecca Romijn was also a Scorpio…
Next we have the infamous “Vanity”:
Denise Matthews aka “Vanity” was known to be a bit of a trouble maker. Vanity is an ex-model, singer, dancer, and actress with exotic good looks who specialized in playing the role of the sultry bad girl. Vanity has since given up her bad girl ways and converted to the ways of the lord but back when her and our guy costarred in Never Too Young To Die in 1986 John could have easily fallen for the raven haired vixen. Vanity, a Capricorn, would have probably stricken his fancy by paying him endless compliments and praise, but only because she knows as a Leo, that’s what he wants. Had they started a fling it would have been very short lived because this particular Capricorn is very devious and troubled and John is a man who knows what he wants and let’s little get in his way…even the most beautiful temptress.
My Opinion: Back then, “Vanity” was a poison for people’s careers. She was toxic. John is lucky he didn’t get sucked into her ways like Nikki Sixx or Adam Ant.
“Aunt Becky” Lori Loughlin:
Now, John and Lori costarred on one of the biggest TV shows ever as America’s favorite Aunt and Uncle. John and Lori had actually been an item before they were ever costars on Full House. They were on a few soap operas together in their teen years and they broke it off because the timing was never right according to Stamos. Now to the chart. Lori was born on July 28th which makes her a Virgo. The combination of Virgo and Leo is a good pairing… for the most part. I can see why Stamos said the timing wasn’t right when they were teens. This combination of Fire and Earth has a very strong base but there are factors that can be a bit combative. Virgos tend to be perfectionists and critical (even when there is nothing to really be critical of) and they are very practical and conservative. Leo’s on the other hand are the opposite. They are very extravagant and like to live on the edge and rarely plan out minor details when they can just wing it. This may have been the cause of their problems. As teens they probably just gave up on the relationship not wanting to deal with the issues but as adults, this combination could easily balance out. There is a lot of passion between Leo and Virgo. Even though Lori is now married with her own children John admits that she may very well be “the one that got away.”
My Opinion: She’s like the Mary-Kate to his Ashley. No disrespect to her husband but I think they belong together… but hey, I’m a child of the 80’s, I’m a bit bias.
The Rumored Rebound, Renee Zellweger:
Renee, a Taurus the sign of the stubborn Bull. They were doomed from the start. John hadn’t been reported to have had any serious relationship since his divorce at that point in time and Renee had a long strand of heartbreaks in a very short period of time. They are both die hard romantics and love love which is all well and good but I think the two of them getting together at that time was a bad idea. Renee is the type of person who jumps from relationship to relationship without allowing the proper time in between each heartbreak to really reflect or be by herself. John is the total opposite. He was devastated after his split from his ex-wife (Rebecca R.) This relationship was only rumored when they were spotted together in 2011 looking cozy in Disneyland.
My Opinion: It could have been that they were just friends having a good time in a magical place but if the two were dating, it’s a good thing it didn’t last long because with Renee’s track record John would have been setting himself up for another major heartbreak.
The Other Lion, Jayma Mays:
John and Jayma costarred together in the hit TV show Glee. Jayma was born on July 16th which also makes her a Leo. Usually, Leo on Leo relationships could work. They know how the other ones mind works, they share the same passions, same goals, but they also share the same stubbornness, and ego which could lead these 2 fire signs to combustion. Sure, there’s passion, romance, and they would have a lot of fun together but if this relationship were to have happened it may have had some serious issues in the long run. They both sing, dance, and love to pull pranks which would keep their relationship fun but I think that’s why they have great chemistry on screen.
My Opinion: I think they are probably really good friends in real life. It’s almost like Jayma is the female version of John! They should definitely pair up again on screen or do a short web series to show the shenanigans they could get into together.
The Younger Triple Threat, Tika Sumpter:
Tika and John just wrapped filming “My Man Is a Loser”. In the movie, it has another female listed as Stamos’ love interest but from the info I gathered on her she’s Rebecca Romijn’s doppleganger and there wasn’t much info on her so I decided to go with Tika. She’s beautiful, talented, well spoken, and fun. She’s definitely got all the fixings to make our guy swoon. Tika was born on June 20th so she falls under the sign of the crab; Cancer. Now, she’s 17 years younger than John but personally, I think age is just a number… depending on the situation. John is still young at heart and like I said before he’s a prankster and keeps it light and spontaneous so I think a younger woman might be a good fit. If John were to spark up a romance with a Cancer woman, Tika would be the one. She’s right on the cusp on Cancer and Leo so she has some of the Cancer traits in that she will be may not always know how to express herself in a way that’s up to Leo’s standards and might be a bit vague at times which could lead to a bit of a road block. However, Cancer’s are very loving people and she would definitely make John feel like the King in her world but if she doesn’t express this feeling all the time John may feel like she is losing interest and give up. Cancer’s are usually homebodies but I think Tika is very driven and seeks out adventures and new experiences which would work perfectly in a relationship with a Leo like John.
My Opinion: Hmm, the combination of Fire and Water. Usually, I would say this speaks for itself and that it’s probably not a good combo but in this case; I think it would work… at least for a while. I don’t know if it would be an everlasting love but I think it could have potential. It would definitely be interesting to see how the relationship would go. Plus, their babies would be painfully good-looking!
After doing some research, I think the best fir for our guy would probably be either a Libra or a Sagittarius. The reason why I came to this conclusion is based on a few different factors.
First I’ll start with Libra. Libra’s are very bright and creative people. They aren’t too keen on being the decision makers so John will be able to take the lead and be the decision maker and a Libra would gladly follow with whatever he throws at them. They are open to new experiences because they love to learn about new things and stay active which is key when you’re involved with a fire sign like Leo. A libra would give him the admiration he needs and deserves and be enthusiastic towards all of his goings on.
My Libra picks for John: Anna Camp, Gillian Jacobs, Amanda Detmer.
With a Sagittarius, again you have the mix of two fire signs but in this case it works completely! With a Sagittarius John will get everything he needs; adventure, passion, fun… total fulfillment. They can stimulate him intellectually as well as emotionally and this is what he needs. Sagittarius doesn’t like to stay in one place too long and thrives on constant stimulation and they definitely have all the personality traits that would make John want to fall in love with them and share a life of love, fun, and all of the above.
My Sagittarius picks for John: Jennifer Carpenter, Krysten Ritter, Katheryn Winnick.
When it all is said and done I know that people across America were beyond excited when this happened a couple weeks ago on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.”